When it comes to portraying “gandi baat” in not-so-ganda ways, nobody does it better than Bollywood. From cute to over-the-top to simply bizzare, there’s no stone filmmakers have left unturned to imply sexy times. Those were the days when all people did in the Censor Board was swat flies or play whatever it was they played before Angry Birds. Here are 17 totally super crazy ways in which Bollywood depicted sex.

Umbrella

Maybe it's all friendship under Rihanna's umbrella but we can’t be too sure when it comes to Bollywood, can we?

Rain Dance

Wet clothes, squirming facial expressions, suggestive lyrics but sex? What that is?