A copy of the ‘fabled’ contract for Big Boss contestants has been uncovered and it has... rules. Yes, there are more rules and regulations in Bhai’s madhouse than what is let on. The apparent chaos is indeed governed by a string of laws besides the ones laid down by the Dabangg Khan, and some are as crazy as the show itself. Disclaimer: We tried to contact Colors for a comment on the legitimacy of the copy of the contract leaked by Bollywood Life. We were promptly denied.

3. 'Check out any time you like, but you can never leave... (unless you pay a hefty fine)'

Contestants are liable to fines if they leave mid-show. The sum has been reported to be as high as Rs 50 lakh.

Wonder if Viacom’s lawyers were rocking to Hotel California while drafting the contracts?

4. No interference in the matters of editing and final cut of the episodes

Pretty much self-explanatory. Better keep your hands to yourself (or not).