The Oscars seem to be a big deal for Indians, for some odd reason. We lost our sleep and minds over Leo DiCaprio's win. We actually had more people talking about the Academy Awards than the budget. The Oscars deserve to be Indianized. We need a stronger sense of relatability than just Priyanka Chopra's accent. So, taking a leaf out of #MakeInIndia, here's a list of people who deserve the Oscar more than Leo, or anyone else for that matter. Because, truth be told, they are the best performers out there. Lifetime Achievement Award for extraordinary work in the world of politics - Rahul Gandhi: It is only once in forever that an artist is awarded the lifetime achievement award at such a young age. But Rahul Gandhi's exemplary work over the years cannot be discounted. His astute understanding of Indian politics and command over the Hindi language makes him very hard to be ignored even by those who make sure they stay miles away from anything political. Here's to you and many more years of class-A politics Rahul.

Best Adapted Screenplay - The Indian Censor Board

The Indian censor board has been solely responsible for inculcating a sense of patriotism in the country while also making sure that the youth isn't led astray with unnecessary action and lovemaking scenes shown in Hollywood movies. Chopping out a kissing scene from the latest Bond film and cutting out seven major scenes from the latest Deadpool movie are only a couple of examples of how hard our sanskaari censor board works to restore the morality of the country. We hope that the censor board, being led by the magnetically sanskaari Pahlaj Nihalani, carries on the good work in the coming future.

Best Actor In A Comic Role - Messenger Of God

That's the thing about comedy, only a few with an acquired taste get it. Especially this kind of comedy. Putting Kiku Sharda in jail with the help of his 'disciples' is perhaps the greatest comic act ever pulled by the Messenger of God. Everyone had had enough of Kiku, it was high time someone did something to shut him up. So making him apologise without even opening his mouth once was a masterclass.