It's official, folks. Asaram Bapu has given UP CM Akhilesh Yadav some really solid advice. The godman has asked Yadav to take a cue from Chhattisgarh, where Valentine's Day has been celebrated as 'Matri Pitri Pujan Diwas' ever since the year 2012. The aim is simple - to inspire the youth and free them from the awful, morally paralysing influence of evil 'western customs'. Legit plan.

2. Propose Day or 'Padhai Diwas'

Propose a new study plan to your parents. Anyway, it'll probably go a lot better than the proposal you planned for that cute guy/girl.

3. Chocolate Day or 'Sattvic Bhojan Diwas'

Trust us, when you throw out the Cadbury Silk and ask your mom to prepare only a sattvic bhojan for you, she will cry happy tears. Aw.