It's official, folks. Asaram Bapu has given UP CM Akhilesh Yadav some really solid advice. The godman has asked Yadav to take a cue from Chhattisgarh, where Valentine's Day has been celebrated as 'Matri Pitri Pujan Diwas' ever since the year 2012. The aim is simple - to inspire the youth and free them from the awful, morally paralysing influence of evil 'western customs'. Legit plan.

4. Teddy Day or 'Murti Sthapana Diwas'

Give the teddies a break and install a murti in your 'puja ghar' on this day. Not only will your parents be impressed, you don't have to deal with how creepy teddy bears are. Double win.

5. Promise Day or 'Rishta Diwas'

Promise to find a suitable rishta from within your biradri and settle down, ASAP. In other words, mummy-daddy's choice. We hope your chai-making skills are on point!