Pop culture makes you believe that a roadtrip is everything you’ve ever dreamed of doing with a bunch of your friends. It’s liberating, it’s cool and it’s smooth AF. But no-one really says how it turns out to be in India with your ‘Items’, your ‘Bantais’ and your ‘chaddi buddies’. This is what the Indianest Indian roadtrip would be like.

‘Let’s roll the windows down bro!’. *Que random traffic on highway, puts head out the window to abuse, only to ram into a beggar*

Joys of roadtripping in India 101: Peeing in the green- green grass, under the slightly grey sky with gaonwalas watching.