The one thing Indian parents want from their kids (apart from scoring 98% throughout their lives, and always getting more marks than their neighbour’s kid) is to see them married. It’s not easy being a single woman in India, especially when she’s career minded and past the age of 24. And if you fit this description, you’d agree:

9. Your parents are constantly surrounded by relatives asking why you aren’t married yet

10. And they jump to ridiculous conclusions all by themselves

“Chakkar chal raha hoga kahin.” “Lagta hai shaadi hoke divorce ho gaya hoga.”