There's lazy and then there is you, the laziest. The word 'active' makes no sense to you, unless you add 'in' at the start. No matter what kind of friendship you share with your gang, you and your laziness share the strongest bond. As despicable as you might be to them, laziness defines you and you're too lazy to do anything about it!

5. In case you become the host, your guest-list ends ups doing all the work.

While you happily sit in a corner and enjoy the party..

6. You have the messiest house among your friends.

No matter how filthy your place gets, there is no way that you're moving your butt to clean. Why disturb the dirt?