Imgur user TheBassistsMuse, whose description about herself reads - "I'm an Australian and I'm really fucking stupid", got really drunk in a remote village in Canada and could not find her way back to where she was staying. So, she did something no Canadian would ever do - she passed out outdoors. Here she is, in the middle, while she was out drinking with friends.
But no time is a bad time for a self-portrait, right? She might call herself stupid, but you've got to give it up to her spirit. Having to open things with our elbows would piss many of us off. Good thing she was on opiates and painkillers most of the time.
Finally, Dr. Freezin cut open her blisters using a scalpel. Apparently there were puss explosions all around. She also claims to have hit the curtains with her puss.