Kalki Koechlin, in her new poem, takes us on a journey aboard an 'airlines' called Modern Life. First published in antiserious.com, the poem has a message and serves more as a wake up call than the soothing sweet nothings flight attendants often utter on board. Read on.

You want God?

We got God in a nice little box.

Which one would you like?

Orthodox?

Radical, Communal, Cult or Fanatical?

Love? Lady, you want love?

We got boxes of love.

Packaged with the sound of rain pitter pattering,

With options of sunsets, stars

And soft, mood lighting.

Perfect for all your tender hearts,

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