The humiliating truth is that our parents have embarrassed us at some point in our lives. Parents don't just embarrass us in front of our relatives, they also embarrass us in front of our friends. Ironically, they don’t know what they are doing, but they just do it anyway. These highly embarrassing questions our parents ask in front of our friends have left us desperately looking for a place to hide our red faces in.

"Aapki mummy ne aapko khana banana nahi sikhaya? Shadi ke baad kya karoge?"

Can you point me to the nearest window please? I want to jump out.

"Beta yeh aisi language kaha se seekhi? Acchhi families ke bacchhe aise nahi bolte."

A lecture on 'sanskars' is the last thing our friends need. We already have Alok Nath for that.