Bargaining is an art. But unlike artists, bargaining saves money. We, the people of India, go to great extents to save our paisa. Here are a few tricks I've noticed people using, every time I'm dragged to the market to 'shop'.
"Student hain uncle. Paise kahan hain hamare paas? 3 saal se mess bill nahi jama kiya hai."
"Ye same samaan Pandey ji ki dukaan pe 100 rupiye kam ka hai. Wo to iss raaste se aapki dukaan pehle pad gayi....."