While Chuck Norris jokes have always been around and Rajinikanth is, let's face it, a god of some measure, it is surprising that the most awesome of all Bollywood actors has generally not been given the same status. We talk, of course, about Salman Khan. Because #YoSalmanSoDabangg.

3. YSSD that he never just walks to a bakery. He drives into it.

In the above mentioned hit-and-run case, Salman actually went on to ram his vehicle into the American Express Bakery.

When was the last time you were this determined to get a cupcake?

4. YSSD his blood can turn into alcohol.

His lawyers argue in the trial for the Bakery hit-and-run that Salman Khan was not drunk and in fact, his blood submitted as evidence in the case, turned into alcohol over time.

Now, even Jesus can't beat that.