While Chuck Norris jokes have always been around and Rajinikanth is, let's face it, a god of some measure, it is surprising that the most awesome of all Bollywood actors has generally not been given the same status. We talk, of course, about Salman Khan. Because #YoSalmanSoDabangg.

5. YSSD he is still a virgin.

While on a popular talk-show hosted by Karan Johar, Salman Khan reportedly gave a sly smile as he confessed to never having had sex. That's a lot of self-control for someone who dated a Miss World AND the 'Hottest Woman' in India.

So innocent, this boy.

6. YSSD he needs to wear a shirt to remind people that he is human.

Everyone knows about his charitable institution which he very openly shows support for.

But after a while, we have to wonder whether those flimsy shirts stretched across his muscled chest are actually meant to hide his Dabangg-ness.